What is Moonface?
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Moonface usually occurs when an individual has been smoking weed. Moonface often leads to mad hysterics, causing everyone on the bus to look at you. Characteristics of moonface are prominent cheeks, small slanted eyes, a massive stupid grin, and faceache.
"My moonface was so bad I could see my cheeks."
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when an individuals facial structure resembles that of the moon i.e. having rounded features
Your moonface makes you look like you're storing nuts in your cheeks.
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Big round face that is a moon.
Jessica Allen.
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When someone passes out (or it could happen during kinky sex, you decide) and someone else (usually of the opposite sex) bends over and takes an enormous crap on the persons face while simultaneously rubbing their ass cheeks into it, creating a sludgy pool of human feces all over the persons face.
"Yo, Dean, what did you do with your new girlfriend last night?"
"Rob, I moonfaced that bitch!!"
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Jessies steroid face with chickenpock craters.
"Jessie, your face is very fat and round today, you must have moonface."
