What is Mooninite?
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Two dimensional creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon. They are arrogant, are often bad influences on those who come in contact with them, and have the ability to shoot large square like projectiles from their moon weapons.
They can be seen on the Adult Swim show
Mooninites launched an attack on Earth in January 2007. They succeeded in shutting down Boston on Wednesday, January 31.
We are the mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
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threatening moon creatures that attempted to destroy
The bomb squad carefully removed the angry mooninite from the BU Bridge.
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2D creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon - which is the center of the universe, not Earth - equipped with technology beyond human comprehension.
An example of that technology is their lasers, which move faster than the eye can follow; and their ability to jump much higher than we human's can.
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Actually Mooninites are not 2 dimensional, contrary to popular belief they inhabit 5000 dimensions
We, the mooninites have advanced beyond comprehension even using 100% of your human brain.
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noun. (second definition).
A special type of dynamnite, the only weapon human kind has against those 50000 dimensional bad boys, the mooninites themselves.
Fred: God damn those mooninites to hell! A bunch of them came in the night, shaved the dogs, took all the tea cups and spread moon dust everywhere.
George: Don't worry mate. I've got my hands on a few sticks of mooninite. Call Bill, we'll need his car. We're gonna blow their little arses back to the moon. Oh yeah, and bring the itching powder and bleach, we'll giv'em a little something to send them on their way.
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