What is Moonpie?
1.
When a male ejaculates in a girl's ass, much like a
I gave that bitch a moonpie!
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2.
When nearing climax during intercourse, lift the breast of your partner and proceed to ejaculate underneath her breast. Then mash it back down on her chest so that it resembles a moonpie aka marshmallow pie.
"I gave Reagan a moonpie a few weeks back and now she won't even speak to me"
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3.
cumming in a gurls ass
yo josh i moonpied that bitch
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4.
Someone who thinks they're your best friend when you really can't stand them; someone overly eager, almost crazily worshiping the ground you walk upon; can also be a stalker.
Sometimes they can be people who tell you how amazing you are, but still like to point out every single flaw and then add something like, "But I still love you" or "But you're still absolutely gorgeous!"
Someone socially retarded.
Also can be referred to as
The most annoying about moonpies is when they say "I love you," especially if you say "I love you too" automatically.
Moonpie: Oh my gosh! Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Victim: Eh...moderately? I mean, I do so I don't get a gross unibrow or whatever.
Moonpie: Oh my god, they're so perfect. You're perfect. Oh...except those three hairs right there.
Victim: Umm.
Moonpie: Can I hug you!?
Victim: I guess...
Moonpie: I love you!
Victim: I lo--Thank you.
Moonpie: I'm not annoying you, am I?
Victim (coughs): No. Why would you think that?
Moonpie: We should hang out sometime!
Victim: Uh, OK.
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5.
The final masterpiece when a male cums on a female's ass.
Damn baby, I'm gonna give you a moonpie.
6.
n. A drink deal combo consisting of 3 beers and 1 shot of jagermeister. Usually bought at a good bar on a good night.
Hook me up with a moonpie.
7.
A leftwing Tin foil hat wearing fool so blind he/she can't beleive anything said or even seen with there own eyes!
Whatever you say there Moonpie!
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