What is Moontard?
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a. A moon faced retard.
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b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon.
first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on'
hiya mate, you look like a moontard. do you wanna suck my dad's dick?
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when the bottom part of your face is longer than the rest of your face.
dang son, get out of here before i steal that vertical grillpie..
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A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.
She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.
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