Moopert

What is Moopert?


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When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.

Moopert is as described in the poem below:

poop is good

poop is great

i like to poop while i masterbate.

shit is smelly

shit is sweet

i like to shit while i beat my meat.

crap has corn

crap is crunchy

i like to crap while i spank my monkey.

terd is long

terd is lumpy

i like to terd when i shake my salami.

feces make sound

feces are sharp

i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.

logs are smelly

logs can sting

i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.

See masterbation, moopert, poop, feces, jerking off, shit


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