What is Moopie?
1.
A dairy cow who lives in constant fear of being eaten. Has black hooves and a huge nose. He is a horny cow because he likes to hit people with his horns. Somehow Moopie can produce milk.
Moopie can also transform into Cowman to save the world from beef eaters. His only weakness is being tipped over.
Moopie has been shaking in fear ever since he got trapped in a cooking pot last week.
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2.
the art of masturbation whilst pooping.
I was running short on time, so I pulled a moopie.
3.
Falling over ones own feet.
After drinking too much, Joshua had a moopie in the parking lot.
