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To f-up in a really, really big way. As big as the Mayor of Detroit.
I didn't just mess up, I Kwame-Sized It!
See mistake, screw ..
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The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?
Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a lose..
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boobs, hooters, sweater puppies, breasts, etc.
She wanted a pearl necklace, so I slapped my salami between her cock warmers and went to..
