Moore Haven

What is Moore Haven?


1.

A teeny little town on the west side of Lake Okeechobee in Glades County in Florida. Every year it hosts Chalo Nitka which consists of a rodeo, fair, parade, kids' day, and...stuff.

I'd have to say a lot of the people there have that small town mentality and whenever I go to the slim pickings grocery store there's always somebody to scare me/gross me out. If you need to go to a Wal-Mart you have to drive to Clewistonfor one.

A.K.A Hooterville by those who are speaking condescendingly of it.

a threat: "I'm gonna ship you down to Moore Haven to live w/ your father!"

See rednecks, podunk

2.

moore haven is a small town about 15 mins away from clewiston. smaller than clewiston. its sad. very sad. theres nothing to do there but go to the river and possibly drive into clewiston every once in a while.

moore haven is so small. there is nothing to do here. lets move!!

See moore, haven, town, little


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