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When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her leg..
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A ceramic lamp that has a short in the wiring, covered entirely in duct tape.
Joe: That Butt-Ass Lamp is so cool. Where did you get it?..
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Some dickhead excuse to give your girlfriend grief.
Person 1: Oh, what you getting all up in my face for?
Person 2: You wouldn't ..
