Moorestown Lacrosse

What is Moorestown Lacrosse?


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A pathetic attempt to be a GOOD lacrosse team... they call themselves the "M-pire" they are currently #2 in the nation... seeing as they cannot seem to beat Mt. Hebron lacrosse (#1) The entire team (JV and V) look like men and play like men... Also, duing the course of a game... this team will do ANNOYING cheers to ATTEMPT to pump up their team... they always seem to do these cheers when they are losing... The Moorestown Quakers, a pathetic excuse for a sports team

All the Moorestown Quakers cried when they got their butts beat in lacrosse... their "M-pire" has been demolished.


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