Moorpark Edit Meaning

1.

shittiest town on the face of the planet.

the only thing people do for fun here is loiter outside of vons.

all the white kids are stuck up, extremely fake, and all write on their myspace about me's "i live the good life."

and the hispanics think they're hard core gangsters, but the most they do is steal everyone's ipods and tag shit.

everyone in the freshman class of 2012 and down is either a major slut or an anime freak.

i am ashamed to say i live here.

kid number one: "hey what do you want to do today?"

kid number two: "idk, what's there to do in moorpark? oh, i k now! let's go to vons!"

kid number one: "idk man, that's getting a bit tedious. maybe i can get some eighth grade girl hanging out at the tierra rejada park to give me a bj?"

kid number two: "yeah man, that sounds like a good plan."

See moorpark, kraproom, mp, stupid

2.

The Coolest town in the whole planet. Where else can you eat subway, then loiter in front of a vons, then make fun of some 6th graders hanging oout at the park, examine farzalicious chicks and then make it home to catch your favorite episode od southpark and then call your friends and arange a sleepover and tp the gay kid at yur school whose name is probably ben. And then wake up and do it all over again. The answer. No Where!

Dude, i went to my cuzins house for the weekend and we had the coolest time ever.

Where does he live?

only the coolest place ever. Moorpark CA

See mp, cool, kraproom, shiznit, coolsville

3.

We have that mammoth they dug up, that guy from Top Chef, a nationally acclaimed Academic Decathalon team, a combined gym/movie theater, about 400 supermarkets and pizza places, and, of course, we have more god damn parks than you. Moorpark. Fuck yeah.

A typical conversation in Moorpark:

Person 1: Hey man, what do you wanna do?

Person 2: I dunno, we could go to Tierra Rejada park, or Mountain Meadows park, or Campus Canyon park, or Poindexter park, or Peach Hill park, or Arroyo Vista park, or...shit man, let's just go hang out at Vons.

See moorpark, california, parks, kraproom, fabio

4.

The most culturally diversed town on earth. You can be hanging out with all the cholos down on Charles Street shootin all the homies that aint down smokin reefer with you, and you can walk about a mile and find a bunch of snobby ass white kids playing ball with their douchebag fathers.

There's a Moorpark amount of people here.

See mp, 805, fags

5.

An insanely stratified community maxed out with yuppie scum, dry crackers, and asians with pimped up houses. the kids usually either hate a lot or laugh a lot and most often they end up dying at a very early age, but they dont worry about it because they're too busy funking their jizzae.

"where you at, yuppie scum cracker bitchass skank chigger-wank?" "moorpark, feggit."