Moose Bagging

What is Moose Bagging?


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Moose Bagging - Pioneered by Gaz from Blackburn for first dates where attempts at Wolf Bagging could be deemed overfriendly. Moose Bagging should be carried out on overweight, slightly desperate single women with mothers like scary mary.

Note it is not permissable to " Moose Bag " the mother & daughter at the same time - just for safety's sake.

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Whilst having sex with a woman (doggystyle), a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the womans mouth makin her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.

man: oh yeah! oh (pulls string)

Woman: choke, gag! tense

man: wow! "

Moose Bagging requires no apparatus other than a large McDonalds brown paper bag with a hole in it - Allow 2 bags for excessively SCARY MARYS - remember protection is everything !

Example's

Im Moose bagging that bitch !!

Im gonna Moose bag that bitch ...

See moose, bagging, gary, gay, fat


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