Moose Crickets

What is Moose Crickets?


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Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"

Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

See fart, gas, barking spider, toot, flatulence


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