Moose Fucker

What is Moose Fucker?


1.

keith

keith

See Lexy

2.

A moose fucker is somebody from Canada.

If you live in canada you are automaticly a Moose Fucker.

See moose, fucker, canadian, realmgx

3.

A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!

American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?

Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!

See moose fucker, canadian

4.

What Sarah Palin is. Have you seen her husband? What would YOU call him? She has sex with this creep. And she is the Queen of Mean, too.

What a moose fucker that Sarah Palin is! Jeez, did anyone with a measurable IQ actually vote for that ditz?

See idiot, jerk, mean, bitch, lousy, rotten, republinazi, creep, fool, doofus, fascist, bestiality

5.

when somebody fucks amoose

uh uuh yes yes harder uh ahhh!

6.

A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!

American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?

Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!

See canada, moose, moose fucker, cabin fever, bestiality

7.

canadian arse play fanatic and child worrier

ABAF is a canadian arse play fanatic and a child worrier


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