Moose Hoof

What is Moose Hoof?


1.

The next level of camel toe. That is to say, that the camel toe is popping out so far, that it is no longer in the same league as ordinary camel toe.

"Dude, did you just see that chick's camel toe?"

"....That was like....Moose Hoof, or somethin..."

2.

when a women over 30 stone loses her trousers inside her crevis

its the same as camel toe but much more extreme

Look at that 30 stoner sporting that dirty moose hoof

See camel toe, moose, hoof, dirty, crevis

3.

same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.

(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)

HOLY SHIT, Did you see that fag in the spandex shorts? His moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!

See moose, hoof, camel, toe, tight


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