What is Moose Hoove?
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A "camel toe" for a man. Usually caused ethier an oversized and soggy scrotum or by the fat surronding the groin bunching up into a fold.
Oh my god dude! See that guy in tights over there!!! Check out his Moose Hoove!!! Nasty.
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