Moose Kiss

What is Moose Kiss?


1.

verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, though if a fart is expelled during the kiss it is termed 'breezy;' worse still is the 'wet' moose kiss, where more than gas is expelled

Did you see the MTV movie awards last night? Sasha Baron Cohen, in his Brunocharacter, TOTALLY moose kissed that douche Eminem! Do you think it was a dry, breezy or wet one?!

See assface, atm

2.

the exact opposite of tea bagging but a girl does it! jsut think a big old sloppy vag on your face will your sleeping!

that was a sloppy moose kiss!

3.

1. A kiss from a moose.

2. A kiss in which a person licks the entire face of another person.

1. That moose just gave her a moose kiss.

2. My girl was talking so i gave her big old moose kiss

See kiss, lick, moose, face, tongue


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