Moose Knuckle

What is Moose Knuckle?


1.

The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.

That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.

2.

a camel toeon a woman of native North American ancestory.

I was walking down 20th street and saw an Indian chick in tight jeans with a wicked moose knuckle!

See vulva, camel toe, labia, pussy, cunt

3.

because the camel toe has an ugly sister.

"girrrrrrl, did you hear about latrisse?! she got one FAT ASS moose knuckle, foe real doe!" - shatawnya

See moose, knuckle, nasty, vagina, pussy

4.

The Man Version of a Camel Toe.

Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"

Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."

Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"

See camel toe, bob saget, mooseknuckle, cunt, tight pants

5.

Can be used in two ways:

1)To refer to an obese woman's camel toe.

2)To refer to a man who is splitting his package in two with the seam of his overly tight pants.

"Wow, check out the moose knuckle on that guy!!!"

See camel toe, idiot, queer, fat ass

6.

The male equivalent of a camel toe.

I was at the gym, and this guy came in wearing spandex. Fuckin' moose knuckle up the wazz.

7.

The unsightly bulge created in the crotchal area when a man's pants are far too tight.

The moose knuckle is particularly evident in middle-aged men in suit pants or Wranglers.

If your friend says something about someone having a mooseknuckle, don't judge them for looking at an older man's crotch. It's like a bad car accident. You don't want to see what happened, but you can't pull your eyes away.

Mr. Johnson's balls were irritated all yesterday because of the horrible moose knuckle his Wranglers created.

See camel toe, fupa, vedgie, grundle


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