Moose Knuckles Edit Meaning

1.

in yiddish this means a man that has his pants hiked up too far and has split the difference in his bean bagleaving one nut on either side of the crotch seam causing the individual nuts (you'll have to sit this one out hitler, sorry) to hang low and give that 'sad puppy dog eyes' appearance to the nutsack. most often associated with older men in slacks with belts.

grandpa- fuck dude, reunite your nuts. your pants are like the berlin wall of nutsacks. tear down the wall! tear down the wall! tear down the wall!

2.

A man's version of a camel toe. The result of wearing spandex, or pants that are way too tight--resulting in an unsightly bulge of his junk.

Check out the moose knucks on that freak!

See Heather

3.

The guy version of cameltoe.

Hey... look at that guys, Moose Knuckles... Gross!

See moose, knuckles, moose knuckles, cameltoe, knuckle

4.

A much larger version of the camel toe. Typically seen when a fat woman or a slightly heavier woman wears tight jeans and the saggy area around her vagina forms what looks to be camel-balls.

Damn! Girl could have looked in the mirror before she walked out the door looking like that! If I had known better, she was packing a set of balls, cause that moose knuckles she was sportin' was huge!

See camel toe, moose knuckle, hide and seek, fortune cookie

5.

Camel toe for a really fat person

Damn dude! Look at those moose knuckles! uh-oh........here comes my lunch

See vagina, pussy, obese, fat, camel toe

6.

How men in P&C Support Services try to attract one another.

To seduce him I wore my best tight jeans showing off my big moose knuckles.

See gay, wanker, crisco

7.

The Canadian term for the Camel Toe, Where the woman vagina shows through a very thin pair of pants resembling the foot of a moose.

Eh! Jimmy, you can see your fat wifes moose knuckles in those ugly spandex pants.

See camel, toe, vagina, lips, ramdom