Moose Massage

What is Moose Massage?


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When going to Boy Scout camp, the older scouts have to initiate new underlings into the troop. Thusly, they perfrom a "Moose Massage" which involves lying the recipient on their stomach, climbing onto their body, and humping their ass while wildly gesticulating in the air with your left hand. No not your right. Repeat back and forth motions until the underling moans like a moose, which signifies he is a true Boy Scout.

Hey Evan, come to my tent.

Alright Jason, what are we gonna do?

Get down on the fucking ground bitch!

Whaa..

Time for your moose massage bitch!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! Ridem cowboy!

NGHGNGNGHHGGBN!!!!

Ok your a Boy Scout now.

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