Moose Monkey

What is Moose Monkey?


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A restraint hold used by the police to choke the shit out of a fence jockey until he allows himself to be handcuffed or he dies. Either is OK with the police.

Yo, the cops put the moose monkey on Jawan until he done got kilt and shit


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