Moose Perch

What is Moose Perch?

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An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.

Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.

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