What is Moose Pistol?
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1. Noun. The moose's penis, what the moose uses to fuck other mooses and drunken sluts with.
Johnny, you best stay away from dat moose pistol or it gonna go off! Oh no, there it goes, right in your face. Well, now you're gay, you'll have to walk home.
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shit that is really dried up and will crumble if you step on it.
Crusty shit that's found on the seat of an old outback dunnycan.
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The worst possible name to call a gay person.
"Yo, here's your weed broskee." (touches him)
"Dude dont touch me yo..
