What is Moose Pistol?
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1. Noun. The moose's penis, what the moose uses to fuck other mooses and drunken sluts with.
Johnny, you best stay away from dat moose pistol or it gonna go off! Oh no, there it goes, right in your face. Well, now you're gay, you'll have to walk home.
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That wetness in your crack, either from a hot day in the sun or a juicy fart that sends moisture up your crack. Sometimes so saucy you h..
