Moose Pistol

What is Moose Pistol?


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1. Noun. The moose's penis, what the moose uses to fuck other mooses and drunken sluts with.

Johnny, you best stay away from dat moose pistol or it gonna go off! Oh no, there it goes, right in your face. Well, now you're gay, you'll have to walk home.

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