What is Moose Pistol?
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1. Noun. The moose's penis, what the moose uses to fuck other mooses and drunken sluts with.
Johnny, you best stay away from dat moose pistol or it gonna go off! Oh no, there it goes, right in your face. Well, now you're gay, you'll have to walk home.
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A condom.
A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.
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to act as if offended in order to induce guilt in another.
i cried when he teased me for vomiting but i was really only fauxfended.
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