What is Moose Slap?
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When pounding a woman from the rear, slap her in the back of her head (with any body part). When she looks back, stick your tongue out and touch your thumbs to your ears while wiggling out the other fingers, so that you look like a moose.
Dude, I moose slapped that bitch so hard it knocked her off my cock.
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Egyptian Brown Mist has a few steps....
1.) Spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.
2.) Hold your shit in
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