What is Moose Spread?
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a tasty delicious treat designed to bring out the flavor of moose, often eaten by Ukrainians who often put it on everything they intend to consume. Made out of the following: 4 giant mooses, dirty socks, artificial thickener, may contain traces of beaver.
"God DAMN that's good moose spread!" the Ukrainian said to his Amish neighbor
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The act of throwing handfulls of honey at a person's rump.
"Pat and Kyle had an unprotected rump frumpfest last tuesday"..