Moose Tracks

What is Moose Tracks?


1.

When a man takes his ball sack, squeezes it so there is a part between the balls that looks like a moose foot. He then rubs his balls down his partner's ass crack, then presses it against his partner's back several times. Resembling moose tracks ice cream.

Dood...i made moose tracks on your mother's face last night.

See moose tracks, poop, ass crack, sauce bag, corn hole

2.

When a man's clothing is so tight that his testicles are clearly defined in his clothing. Thus, it causes what looks like moose tracks.

Man, look at him! his jeans are so tight that he's got moose tracks!

See moose, tracks, testicles, balls, clothing

3.

When you take a dump and you wipe seemingly forever, only to still have a mess.

I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.

See shits, runs, clots, turds, dung


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