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One particle of glitter.
Lafawnduh: Oh my gosh Shahniqua! I just got a glitterette in my eye!
Shahniqua: Girl..don't you mean gli..
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Ibuprofen, advil, or any other "pain-relieving" medications.
"Holy shit sarge!! That hungry Iraqi-kid just chewed my leg..
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Leaving a restaurant without paying the check.
I was broke, so I did the no-cash-dash at Denny's the other day...