Moose-fly

What is Moose-fly?


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Cross between a moose and a fly. It makes a WWoonkbzzzzzp*

sound. At about an inch tall the moosefly is often considered to be either a very large fly, or a very small moose. They eat people...

spaZmodius: Hey. Look at that moose-fly. We should run.

Random onlooker: Nah. What a moose-fly gonna do? *get's eaten*

spaZmodius: Shit! Now how do I explain this to the president...

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