Moosemunch

What is Moosemunch?

When a guy with an extremely large nose tries to go down on a girl, but just can't gain entry.

1) His nose is to blame for all of his moosemunch encounters.

2) Vicki got moosemunched when she asked her Iraqi boyfriend to eat her out.

See moose, munch, nose, eat, down

Dtsdob

1. D.T.S.D.O.B. or down to suck dick on beach, refers to the perfect date to a frat formal. A woman willing to perform fellatio regardless..

Zensturbation

1. The act of exciting oneself to orgasm by mental stimulation alone, without any actual physical stimulation whatsoever; thinking oneself ..

Evan Longoria

1. A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays. I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Eva..

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