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3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant.
Boss: "Why are you in such a ..
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Time to smoke a nice fat bowl of weed.
B: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Me: 7:30?
B: IT'S BOWLS-O-CLOCK
See weed, mary jane..