Mooseterbation

What is Mooseterbation?

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night

Dude 2: Was it good?

Dude 1: Heck Yes

Trisha: Sick freaks

See head, neck, hand, ashley, yes

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