What is Moosewood?
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A massive erection. The term implies the type of erection that is found mid-blowjob.
Ex 1. Yo, I woke up this morning and I was sporting some moosewood, so I jacked off immediately.
Ex 2. Dude, when that girl was grinding with me, I couldn't contain my moosewood.
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When you don't wash your balls for about three weeks, causing your pubes to turn a certain color, then tea-bagging a girl.
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