What is Moot Maarr?
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masturbation, pre-presenation excitation, i will be playing with my lund the whole day!
Dario likes to moot maarr. heavy moot marring at my place today
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2.
Interval excitation where a person excites genitals for 10 secs and eases themselves for 5 seconds and repeats.
Dario loves moot maarr instead of doing cardio. He attacks his lund.
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