Moot Massage

What is Moot Massage?


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My friend Paul and I created this term in response to tea bagging: giving a moot massage is the female equivalent (because females don't have the proper equipment to tea bag). It's describes a female player squatting above the face of an opponent she's just killed ingame. Particularly used in Halo 3 on Xbox Live.

Variations include the act of squatting up and down repeatedly, and rubbing the moot along the length of the downed opponent whilst crouched.

Having just killed an opponent ingame: "You're gettin' a moot massage!!" while repeatedly crouching and standing over the head of the opponent's corpse, especially before they've respawned.

Pre-game lobby (social games): "If I kill you, you're getting a moot massage."

See tea bagging, moot, female genitalia, xbl, halo 3, insult, taunt


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