Mootbag

What is Mootbag?

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

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a gay man's version of a douche. In order to retain manliness a gay man uses a mootbag to clean his buttox after anul.

Bruce: Have You seen my mootbag?

Steven: I think Manuel took it last night.

Bruce: What a Whore!

No Pants Shuffle

1. Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants sh..

Leech

1. Originally meaning to be able to download without uploading. FPT sites many years ago would often have ratios where people would get a c..

Dirty Puppet

1. when one takes of another's sock, shits in said sock, and puts it back on the owner's foot. You son of a bitch, Pete. I can&a..

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