What is Mootball?
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Pointless football games, especially during playoffs, where there already exists an apparent and uncontested winner. Broadcasting of professional football games, where the outcome of the specific contest is (likely to be) irrelevant in the end.
Why are we even bothering to watch the Seahawks beat the Redskins? With the New England Patriots going 16-0 in the regular season, all these games are just mootball. (e.g., The entire 2007
NFL Postseason Schedule.)
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