Mootex

What is Mootex?


1.

Caltex = cal

cal = cow

cow = moo

moo + tex = mootex

voila!

Bob: lets go get some munchies from the mootex!

Jim: don't you mean the Caltex?

Bob: yes; yes I do.

See stoner slang, cow, moo, food, shop


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