What is Mootin?
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A piece of white trash from the fine state of Maryland. Mootins are well known for their love of Nascar, Budweiser, David Allen Coe, or a nice family dinner at Hooters. Commonly mistaken for rednecks, mootins are a special breed of people.
People tailgating at a Baltimore Ravens game
Random Words:
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Constipation of the dick.
I was so fucking bladipated last night...