Mop Job

What is Mop Job?


1.

1. n. A blow job.

2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.

3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.

1. " Dude! This chickbit my penis while giving me a mop job the other day! Now I have a sweet scar!"

2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"

3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."

See blow job, mouth, snake, dick

2.

a blow job, simply put.

"I could really use a mop job on the ol' piss pump"

See piss pump, blowjob, head, blow


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