M.o.p.a.n Or Middle Of Poor Ass Nowhere Edit Meaning

1. clearly, a helmet with a dildo on it. useful for dildoing with your head. "bitch, strap on yo dildo helmet and dildo the hell outt..

1. guy with a 16 inch dick. I went to go have sex with him and he had a Zach munger. See big, dick, huge, weiner..

1. when a dude slaps his penis against someone and it leaves a mark like a mushroom. "You better take that back or I'll give you..