M.o.p.a.n Or Middle Of Poor Ass Nowhere Edit Meaning

1. The splashing of toilet water against the anus and buttocks as a result of heavy stools or Explosive diarrhea While sitting on the shit..

1. Cooler way of saying "you rock". Involves comparing your friend to "the man", ex: God, Jesus, Allah, Buddah, Chuck N..

1. A thong-like cover for your male junk that almost always has padding. Has a design on it. Sigfried and Roy both wear fabulously fruity ..