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The quickest a person has ever successfully masturbated. Successful masturbations are for a guy: ejaculation, and for a girl: orgasm.
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The biggest amount of love ever and can't be beaten.
Wow Craig, I love you gazillions!!
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What you say when someone's jokes are lame.
Corny person- So, did you like my jokes?
Me- They were so funny I forgot to laugh.....