Moped

What is Moped?


1.

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

2.

Coolest from of transportation. ever

Hey ladies! I have room for one more here on my moped.

See Bandit

3.

-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.

the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.

"Dude that girl is such a moped, I'd fuck her, but no one can know."

See i, can't, think, of, any, Day

4.

A potential sexual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to hear about it.

That girl's body is a 9 but her face is a 2 - she's a moped.

See moped, mophead, vespa, scooter, motorbike, bike, kickstand

5.

an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on... just like a moped

went for a ride on the ol' moped after we left the club last night

See ugly, fugly, sex, ride, shame

6.

Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."

"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."

"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"

See dick, moped, ride, fat, fun

7.

A little bike.

I'm fin ride my moped to work.

See bike, spoke, motor, fin, cycle, smay guy


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