Moppet

What is Moppet?

A toddler or child with a penchant for incessant noise-making. Often paired with the word "blood" when the target is a newborn infant.

"If you don't tell the goddamn blood-moppet to shut the hell up, I'll rent a jackhammer to drill its baby brains halfway to Kansas"

See babies, placenta

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