Mopportunity

What is Mopportunity?


1.

adj; A dead end employment opportunity, usually referring to custodial or food services.

"I heard you took that custodial job on campus."

"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."

See janitor, cleaning, job, mop

2.

When a sexist man yells at his wife for missing an opportunity to clean the house.

That was a missed mopportunity, Jane! I bring home the bacon, and you clean! Eveything has it's place!

See sexist, man, woman, funny, cleaning

3.

The optimistic way to view accidents as oppertunities, such as a broken window being easier ventilation.

From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.

'Aww fuck, i just spilled this odd blue liquid from sanitary towel commercials on the floor'

'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'

See mopportunity, mop, opportunity, optimism


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