Moptician

What is Moptician?

A hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'.

Billy Connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop.

Dude you should really go to the mopticians.

See hair-illiterate, purple hair, mophead, hair cut

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