Moptician

What is Moptician?

A hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'.

Billy Connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop.

Dude you should really go to the mopticians.

See hair-illiterate, purple hair, mophead, hair cut

Bejizza

1. To have a quick masturbate/wank/tommy tank etc. When i got up i had a cup of tea and then a light bejizza. See wank, masturbate, fiddl..

Titastic

1. One who is totally well indowed in the tit area, otherwise know as boobs, tits, buggoblies, or melons Kara was so titastic that her bac..

Tweet-up

1. Basically a meet-up, but for cunts. ass1: @ass2 hey, u going to the DC tweet-up? ass2: @ass1 yeah boyyee! See tweetup, tweet, twitt..

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