Moral Herpes

What is Moral Herpes?

1.

(noun) the guilt felt after getting off scott free from a questionable sexual experience.

note: although the experience will fade over time and often prove inconsequential in one's life, it will never truly go away and can resurface at any time, often causing a burning sensation one's moral fiber.

guy: oh my god, did you see the bacneon that butterfaceat the bar last night?

guy 2: dude, don't talk about it.

guy 1: why so sensitive?

guy 2: i just don't want to talk about it.

guy 1: wait, you never came home last night.

guy 2: i said i don't want to talk about it.

guy 1: holy crap. you didnt sleep with her, did you?

guy 2: (silence)

guy 1: dude, thats disgusting.

guy 2: listen, man, the moral herpes is enough, thanks.

See one night stand, herpes, butterface, mistake, hook-up
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