Morbie

What is Morbie?


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a short girl with very large breasts and lots of tattoos.

Professional piercer and keeper of teh Taco of Doom™

small enough to fit in a cupboard, but too big for a bread box

often seen in various states of undress with some sort of alcholic beverage in hand

is frequently single

likes cheese

can be wooed with the offer of finlandia vodka, and latex clothing

Morbie!!!! DYE MY HAIR!


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