What is Morbie?
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a short girl with very large breasts and lots of tattoos.
Professional piercer and keeper of teh Taco of Doom™
small enough to fit in a cupboard, but too big for a bread box
often seen in various states of undress with some sort of alcholic beverage in hand
is frequently single
likes cheese
can be wooed with the offer of finlandia vodka, and latex clothing
Morbie!!!! DYE MY HAIR!
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style of fighting only used when the sun is down. very similar to tae kwon do, but usually with alcohol involved.
russ was laughing at ..
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Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person nam..
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When you discover some grumpy lettuce and yak all over it.
When that girl spread her legs, I gave her a mexican salad all over her shit..
