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To soap and fuck a part of someones body, it has to be a unusual place e.g. arm pit.
Sudd and fudd. (it's a sentence in itself)..
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The most perfect woman who sings for the most perfect band and writes all their most perfect songs. Words cannot describe her perfection..
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To masturbate furiously once you arrive home after winning an important soccer match.
Lorcan: are you playing poker in rorys tonight?
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