Mords Wixed

What is Mords Wixed?


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when you've had a few beverages or your brain is just not working/overtired, you mix up the first letter of words and end up with a completely nonsensical statement

Girl: I so just downloaded the 4th Weason of Seeds!

Boy: Babe you got your mords wixed! don't you mean the 4th Season of Weeds?

See weeds, bevvies, nonsensical, brain, spoonerism


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