What is More Ass Than A Toilet Seat?


1.

Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.

*Just kidding.

<Idiot> Your gay.

<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.

<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.

<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.

<Idiot> Your gay.

See poseur, strike, is, awesome

2.

a)used to explain how much asssomeone gets; how much they get laid

b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"

Man, Brenda did me 3 times today! Lately ive been getting more ass than a toilet seat!

See thirsty, horny bitch

3.

you're getting more action than a public toilet seat. you are definitely pimpin' with the ladies

Ramon is so cool and suave with them Swedish girls - he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

See get some, get laid


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